Amazing Mommy feats- Thursday 13

I'm loving these "memes" here lately. I'm also loving seeing more and more blogs out there! And of course, I'm LOVIN' the comments! teehee.... I love mingling! Now I'm not sure I'm doing this one right, so TT'ers, some guidance, please?

1. - You may not be able to find their volume switches, but ignoring is a fine art!
2. - You can hold off on illness until all the kids are better
3. - You're the ONLY one that knows where the odd sock mate is, the pencil sharpener and the chia pet, but darned if you can find your own seam ripper or scissors.
4. - You can break up a fight faster than than a referee on speed.
5. - You can make oatmeal stick to more than just ribs
6. - You can bring down a house simply by saying the word booger
7. - Veggie-eating-coersion is another fine art
8. - You can sing word for word, at least 14 kids' show songs, forward, backward & in your sleep (and unfortunately in the last one, you do)
9. - You can remember exactly what each child does and doesn't want a sandwich right before switching the sandwiches
10. - You can steer a car just so that when you do all the kids yell "SAFARI!!!!!"
11. - You can make a boy stop biting their nails by threatening to paint their nails pink if they don't stop biting
12. - You've seen "Cars" AT LEAST 82 times
13. - But above all, your love is almost as unconditional as God's.....